Wednesday, September 28, 2016

Caffeine -> Heroin

Bernie: I can't drink caffeine after noon, or I'll be up all night.  It's like that iced tea I just had at lunch.  It's so good -- I don't know what they put in it.
Brandon: Heroin.
Jen: [snorts coffee out nose]
Brandon: But it's organic heroin, fair trade -- the good stuff.  It's from PCC.

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