Freecycle

Adam: The Element is the perfect "oh, there's something to pick up on the curb!" vehicle. 

Capeline

Tim: Best next thing to Nepalm.

Tuna Head

Jen: Hey, come here.  Gaia's head smells like tuna.
Adam: Ok.  The dog rolls around in the grass -- that's been peed on by hobos -- and you tell me her head smells fishy, and that I should come get up close and personal with it.  I don't think so.

Paragliding

Tim: These are things you can only do in a country without lawyers!

A previous GVT.

Mark:  These people couldn't run a pie eating contest, let alone a GVT.

Jen: Maybe we should have a pie eating contest instead.

...
Joe: What kind of pie?

Vet Assistant

Mark:  In high school, I picked the fur off kitties' balls before surgery.

Cursed

Yenew: Why did we start with test point 100?  Why couldn't we have started somewhere else??  WHY???

Instrumentation Issues

Mark:  I'm not quite to the point where I'll promise to start going to church.  It ain't that bad.

The Cure

Adam: Oh, you had THAT kind of night.

Sleeping Puppy

Jen: She is PTFO'd.

Adam: She had a trying day. 

Finance Focal

Pete: Alan and I are BFF. 

Second Shift

Pat: So what exictiting things have happened here?
Mark: You're looking at it.
Jen: The door opened earlier.  That was kind of exciting.
Mark: AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME!?!?  I'M RIGHT OVER HERE!

Politics

Pat: Everyone knows the facts have a liberal bias.

Weirdness

Adam: Gaia, you're licking the concrete, that's weird.

Gaia: Whatever. You guys have motorcycles in the living room. THAT'S weird. 

Love

Adam: You can have the last egg. 

Jen: You do love me!

Adam: By love, you mean tolerate, right? That's a kind of love, I'm pretty sure. Jesus said so. 

Dirty Jokes

Chance: I have a finely tuned, highly cultivated inner 13 year old. Nothing gets by - NOTHING!

Workout Regimen

Jo: I don't know what you're doing at the gym - you must be handing out towels cuz you're not doing anything else. 

2013 Volcano Run

Wayne: It went from deluge to holy f-in shit!

Fancy Dinner

Adam: That's how math works -- it adds up fast.