PW: Hey kid, no you can't eat chalk. And if you're going to cry about it, go in the corner, I don't want to trip over you.
PW: I want to show you my new kitchen tools. [Ball peen hammer & screwdriver.] Oh, this still has chocolate on it from last time!
Tuesday, November 29, 2011
Thursday, November 17, 2011
Out Sick
Jen: You gonna show your face today?
Don: Eh. Maybe briefly.
Jen: Miller says he doesn't want your bugs.
Don: That's the only reason I'd come in.
Don: Eh. Maybe briefly.
Jen: Miller says he doesn't want your bugs.
Don: That's the only reason I'd come in.
May Be Bad
Pat: I red tagged your jeep. There's a low cupcake frequency and I figured it must be related to the delivery system.
Monday, November 14, 2011
Entertainment
Tim: You can't just have a couple of guys slapping at each other - you need a real fight! And how do you sell tickets to a mud wrestling match?
Jen: Women in bikinis, that's how.
Jen: Women in bikinis, that's how.
Friday, November 11, 2011
Thursday Night
Chance: I'm so glad you called. If you hadn't I would have gone to Fred Meyer to pick up batteries for my boat lights, and a pint of ice cream.
Thursday, November 10, 2011
Weekend Support
Phil: Well, then let's get Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny to support next weekend because I'm sure as hell not.
Wednesday, November 9, 2011
Making Space
Jen: I'll have to move these wedges.
John: Yes, move them to the hallway with the other wedges. Then they won't be lonely. They've been missing each other.
John: Yes, move them to the hallway with the other wedges. Then they won't be lonely. They've been missing each other.
Tuesday, November 8, 2011
College
Mark: He's the only dude on his floor. In fact, the only dude with a single room too! I don't know why he wants to come home for the weekend. Maybe he's tired.
Construction
Pat: I will be so glad when they're done with this. It's so f-ing loud.
Jen: It will be great - they're turning it into a f-ing park.
Pat: That will be f-ing beautiful.
Jen: That's f-ing right.
Pat: Why are we f-ing cursing?
Jen: I don't f-ing know. You started it.
Pat: Oh yeah. Well, I'm going to f-ing end it.
Jen: It will be great - they're turning it into a f-ing park.
Pat: That will be f-ing beautiful.
Jen: That's f-ing right.
Pat: Why are we f-ing cursing?
Jen: I don't f-ing know. You started it.
Pat: Oh yeah. Well, I'm going to f-ing end it.
Wednesday, November 2, 2011
Company Vehicles
Mitch: The Dodge has a check engine light on. And makes a funny noise sometimes. But don't take it to automotive, because I don't want to be stuck with the Ball-less Wonder and have to use that. Especially if we're in a hurry.
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