Monday, February 25, 2013

Cannot Display Webpage

Ted: I repeated the error.
Jen: Yay, I'm not crazy.
Rob: Yes you are.
Jen: F--- off, Rob.

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Kamikaze Pilots

Don:  Although they must be inexperienced, because why else would you want virgins?

Monday, February 11, 2013

Home Alone

Mary: Just so you know, I plan on filling out your month of freedom with lots of girl dates, parties, dancing, wild nights you won't remember, etc., etc.

Sunday, February 10, 2013


Adam: Everything is sexier in PDF.

Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Fall Protection Training

Pat:  You know what they don't tell you about that class?  It's two hours you'll never get back.  Poof.  You can't put the fluff back into the dandelion.