Zana: Paging Dr. Adam -- Torn calf muscle (pretty sure). Mayonanaise?
Jen/Adam: Mustard. Dijon is best.
Zana: Should I eat it or just shove it up my ass?
Jen/Adam: Rectal for maximum effect. Applied with a pickle.
Zana: Perfect. It will only match how I feel.
Jen/Adam: And possibly improve it.
Monday, January 28, 2013
Friday, January 18, 2013
Tuesday, January 15, 2013
Training
Jen: I ran across my workout plans from winter two years ago.
Pat: You were much harder back then.
Jen: Now I'm soft and squishy.
Pat: You were much harder back then.
Jen: Now I'm soft and squishy.
Thursday, January 10, 2013
Tuesday, January 8, 2013
Still Working
Ken: Crappy commute this morning. Add that to the fact that I didn't win the lottery and have to be here in the first place. But at least no one will be trying to pour cyanide down my throat while I'm not looking.
Monday, January 7, 2013
A Gift for Whitefish.
Zana: I can't believe you hid that f--king squeaky toy in the couch! I found it and said to Pete, Look at this. No way Gaia put that there. No way it got "lost" there. That motherf--ker was put here on purpose.
Thursday, January 3, 2013
Measures of Time
Zana: What time are you guys getting up to go to V-Trees?
Adam: Sometime after Pete gets out of the bathroom.
Adam: Sometime after Pete gets out of the bathroom.
Wednesday, January 2, 2013
Tuesday, January 1, 2013
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