John: We have a great safety record on this floor!
Mark: Oh yeah!
Jason: Didn't you sit on a tack one time?
Mark: Oh. Yeah..
Wednesday, July 31, 2013
Tuesday, July 30, 2013
Saturday, July 27, 2013
Wednesday, July 24, 2013
I'll call myself an athlete, but that's a stretch.
Adam: I just figured out the difference between climbing and cycling parties. At climbing parties we do pull ups. At cycling parties we weigh ourselves.
Tuesday, July 23, 2013
Hydrocodone
Adam: Have you ever stood on a low step stool and said, wow -- the world looks so different from here!
Monday, July 22, 2013
Adult Pool Parties
Mikey: It was amazing. People were jumping naked from the Ethel Merman clamshell into the pool. I had to apologize to Thor, the building manager. He said, Michael -- that was the most fun that pool has seen in a DECADE. You EARNED that citation!
Friday, July 19, 2013
Becky
Mark: Anyone who can maintain a cheerful demeanor while riding in this clown car is indeed awesome.
Wednesday, July 17, 2013
Saturday, July 13, 2013
Percentage Complete
Adam: How many do you have left?
Jen: Two-thirds.
Adam: Out of how many?
Jen: Three-thirds.
Jen: Two-thirds.
Adam: Out of how many?
Jen: Three-thirds.
Tuesday, July 9, 2013
Friday, July 5, 2013
Monday, July 1, 2013
Motorcycle Gang Names
Chance: I vote for "Lost Boys" because then you get to wear onesies with ears & paws.
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