Saturday, September 27, 2014

Bearded MTB Gang

MTB Dude: Hey, it's another lady. Hey have you been here before?
Jen: This is my first time to the summit today. 
MTB Dude: So we haven't met you yet?
Jen: No, I think I would have remembered. 

Thursday, September 25, 2014

Meeting Invites

Kate: I don't want to be special. 

Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Cheese + Shellfish

Adam: This is risotto. It gets Parmesan. F--k off. 

Saturday, September 20, 2014

Race Prep

Ed: Lisa, leave your pants on!
Lisa: I've never had a guy tell me that. 

Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Here's the Line.

Nicole: He could be small, he could be crooked -- fine. But a Republican? No!

Saturday, September 6, 2014

Friend Meeting

Dana: I'm nice! And I have a puppy!

Friday, September 5, 2014


Adam: It would be easier to level the car with a beer. 

Wednesday, September 3, 2014

Silver Star

Darren: The truck was in a gear I didn't even know it had. I was waiting for some gage to just pop off and springs to come flying out the engine.