Bling

Chance: It's my kitten button; you wanna touch it?

Reboot

Caleb: Well, the computer gods have spoken and the meeting is adjourned. 

The Boss's Office

Trey: I'm downstairs, but I can come up.  Wait.  Am I in trouble?  If yes, I don't want to come up.

Instrumentation Racks

Tim: Furthermore, I think this door should be hinged on the right.  Or the left.

Applause

Jen: Why are we clapping?

Jay: Because I like it. They're finally getting off their asses and doing something worthwhile. 

More wine?

Barb: Can I get you anything?

Bill: I'm fine, thanks. 

Barb: Are you driving?

Bill: [looks at Mat's full wine glass] Apparently. 

Traffic

Jen: I went over to 15th, hoping for a clear shot on the viaduct, but it was a shit show all around.
Pat: It was more of a three day shit festival, not just one show.

Yeah, right.

George: [cough] Bullshit! [cough]
Pete: Yeah... I've had a cough for weeks.

Post Halloween

Jen: Miller has a literal cauldron of candy at his desk.

Agreement

Gary: It's better to confront Tim on a Monday morning before he gets too ornery.