Thursday, June 23, 2011


LJ:  Take a look at Miller and take a look at me.  Then tell me who you thinks eats more burgers.

Thursday, June 16, 2011


Tim:  Does anyone work around this place?
Jen:  NO.  They just walk around asking stupid questions.

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Team Sports

Zana: I'm heading to the track tonight to watch the races.
Jeny: Fabulous.  Then you can see me bitch-slap Alexie if she gets out of line again.
Zana: Why ELSE do you think I'm going?  FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!
Jeny: Unfortunately, I don't think blood bounces on the track like it does on the ice.
Zana:  I wouldn't let that stop you.

Deterring Criminals

Phil:  You can buy bags of lady bugs online, I wonder if you can buy bags of black mamba snakes too.

Friday, June 3, 2011

Relationship Bookends

Adam:  I may have had her at "hello" but I lost her at "pigeons are tasty."