Crew

Jeny: Boys are dumb.

Lizzy: But attractive!

Communicating Clearly

Tony: I understand why they wouldn't allow kicking here at work, but punching?  We need to bring that back.
Jen: I'd settle for a classic face slapping.
Tony:  Nothing says clear communication like a good ol' crack across the lippers.

Jellyfish Boss

Mark: He's the spine inside the jelly.

Misinterpretation

Adam: I was getting gas in Tacoma yesterday...

Pat: Did you eat too much broccoli?

Victim vs. Creator

Melody: I threw my rock out the window.
Pete: I hope it didn't hit anyone!
Melody: I was trying.
Charles: I was too far away.

Vacation

Mark: Yeah, gonna go watch my wife get excited about Kenny Chesney's butt!

Toolbox

Andy: My son is the King of Duct Tape.

DYAC

Jeny: I think you texted me instead of your wife.

Coby: Oh shit. What did I say? ....  Charlie would like an Americano...  Wink wink. 

Squeaky Hedgehog

Adam: Gaia, that's a post coffee toy.

Hierarchy

Ed: Trust me, you weren't my first choice.

Regatta Day

Scott: I should have brought my vicoden. We could have had such a better time. 

New Career Path

Toby: I'm going to go bedazzle my cardboard sign for 2020.  Most people just use black sharpie.  I'm gonna put glitter on mine.

BOS

Nate: Maybe their top priority should be prioritization.

Unintended Burn

Earl: Mike, you're still a computing focal, right?
Mike: Yeah.
Earl: Well, all the good focals have moved on.
Mike: I can hear you!

Still Going 4 Zero.

Matt: I haven't heard anything about On the Move this year.  Does anyone know anything about it?
Steve: Too dangerous!

Merry Christmas Mug

Pete: I'm ahead of schedule!

Fire

Jen: Do you feel more manly?

Chance: Infinitely.