Thursday, May 31, 2012

Bringing the right food.

Patrick:  Is that a sandwich?
Jen:  Yes.
Patrick:  Why is it NOT the almond cherry chocolate clusters?

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Proving Yourself

John:  I'm confident, right?  I'm confident!!
Jen:  No, you're arrogant.
John:  Yeah, but how often am I wrong?

Go Team

Jen: How many of these guys also think you can get a baby in month by getting nine women pregnant?
Pat:  I first thought 75%, but then I challenged myself and came up with 100%.

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Dangerous Kitchen

Adam:  Ow!  Did you see that?  Your fridge just PUNCHED me.

Friday, May 25, 2012


Eric:  Where's the pretty one?
Don:  I'm right here.
Eric:  No, the blonde one.
Don:  Oh!  You mean the one with the bad haircut.

Thursday, May 24, 2012


Tim:  There's always narcotics.

Tuesday, May 22, 2012


Tim:  If you were to line up a hundred cakes, I bet you only two of them would be gluten free.


Jo:  Omg!! I just was checking email and you hadn't written --- and then magic boop - there it was!!!

Sunday, May 20, 2012

Sweep Duration

Jen:  So this run will finish at midnight...
Tim:  With history as our guide, this run will finish at 11:58!

Saturday, May 19, 2012

Drug Interactions

Jeny: What did we decide the rules were for mixing booze & antibiotics?
Zana:  Mix equal parts.  Pretty sure that was it.
Jeny:  That's what I thought.
Zana:  When in doubt, use two times alcohol to antibiotics.

Wednesday, May 16, 2012


Tim:  Since you're sitting there, you want to be useful?
Don:  God no.  You think I want to ruin my perfect record?


Don:  I can't see two channels on the same plot.
Tim:  I can. What's the matter with you?

Illegal Motorhome

Tim:  It must not be that important if he's taking his time to come arrest us.

Saturday, May 12, 2012

Suspension Liquid

Tim: What's the sauce?
Jen: Balsamic vinegrette.
Tim:  Why hasn't it separated?
Jen:  I shook the hell out of it.  I am not gentle with my vinegrettes.
Tim:  I find that easy to believe.

Friday, May 11, 2012


Adam:  Sure, enough ether would kill you.  Enough of anything would really.  Like Doritos.

Monday, May 7, 2012

Zombie Flutter

Peter: Any time is a good time for negative damping.

Friday, May 4, 2012

Meta Data

Phil: So I'm making these files for the staff. Is it appropriate to make the "location" field "somewhere over the rainbow"?

Thursday, May 3, 2012

Food Not Wasted

Gary: Tim's had grey hair since grade school!
[Cookie flies across three cubes.]
Gary: Ow!  Flying ginger snaps!

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

IT Incompetence

Phil: Two Robs don't make a right!