Slippers

Joe:  What is that color?  It's a minty baby blue.  What on earth would you match that too?
Jeny:  Um, Purdue Crew sweatpants.

Brownies

On the brownie mix packaging:  Serves 16 when cut into 16 pieces.

2nd shift tie-in

Tim:  The cable to my front derailleur finally broke and I didn't have time to fix it, so I made cookies instead.

Friday Art Walk

Jeny:  Check it out.  Shock absorbing shoes for toddlers.
Joe:  Sweet.  So then you could drop your kid from three stories up.  Don't worry - he'll be fine, as long as he lands on his feet!

Jen's 10 Resolutions for a Better Me

1. Purge material stuff. Use less, want less, need less.
2. Worry less. Especially about the things that are out of my control.
3. Speak up. Say no. Loudly and often.
4. Don't stay in relationships that I'm not happy in. Spend more time in the ones that I am.
5. Stop feeling guilty about not pleasing everyone. I am not responsible for anybody else's happiness.
6. Eat less allergens and more veggies. Be good to my body.
7. Spend less. Save more. (See #1.)
8. Get things done. Stop procrastinating.
9. Give more hugs every day.
10. Throw more parties.

3 AAA Batteries

Joe: If I put it in my mouth, I can see through my nose!  This is INSANE!!!

I don't actually follow football.

Matt: Does Cincinnati need to win this game to get into the playoffs?
Joe: Seven.