Tuesday, April 29, 2014

Battery Charging

Adam: Do you have a meter?
Jen: I work in a lab. 
Adam: Right. 

Monday, April 28, 2014

Stabbing myself in the eye...

Mark: You'd have to put your forks in a speed loader.

Lab Rat

Mark: Did the rat have a badge?  How'd he get in?

Yoga Teachers

Anna: Find your calling, because this isn't it.

Friday, April 18, 2014

Unintentional EVM Consequence

Ben: I've been f-ing John since I started.

Thursday, April 17, 2014

I'm in to carrots.

Trey: Miller, when can you start being my life coach?

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

OA Support

Jen:  Your head might explode before she drops dead from a heart attack.
Tim:  That would mean she won.

Tuesday, April 15, 2014


Curtis: Can you make an elephant?  I just made a giraffe.  Turns out a giraffe fits inside the camera case.

Thursday, April 10, 2014


Pete: You guys are obviously not following directions. 

New Safety Standards

Steve: I'm going to walk around with my eyes closed so I don't have to enforce anything. 

Wednesday, April 9, 2014

Hard Run

Pat: I think I strained a fat muscle.

Friday, April 4, 2014

Superman Pajama Pants

Peggy: She knows how cool I am.