Sunday, September 29, 2013
Thursday, September 26, 2013
Fire
Marty: Yesterday we had an un commanded smoke release from a resistor that shouldn't have released smoke.
Transition to Management
Steve: Can you cover for me next week as I travel to St. Louis with
my Go4Zero helmet on?
Tuesday, September 24, 2013
Thursday, September 19, 2013
Strength
Chance: When I was rowing I could do 8 pull ups. And then I would stop, because it would get hard. And it preserved the idea that I could do infinite pull ups.
Stale Data
Pat: Did someone forget to pay the telemetry bill this month?
Phil: It's kind of like being stuck in a room with a pole dancer with the lights turned off.
Wednesday, September 18, 2013
Booty
Andrew: Did you guys snag that bottle of cider that I stole?
Jennifer: Hell yeah we did. Right out of the fridge after you ABANDONED it.
Andrew: Nooooo!! that's the same thing as leaving a baby on top of a moving car! Thank you for rescuing it.
Jennifer: Lucky for you Adam and I are responsible adults.
Jennifer: Hell yeah we did. Right out of the fridge after you ABANDONED it.
Andrew: Nooooo!! that's the same thing as leaving a baby on top of a moving car! Thank you for rescuing it.
Jennifer: Lucky for you Adam and I are responsible adults.
Monday, September 16, 2013
Lane Shift
Jen: Slow down? Whatever. I could take that at speed.
Adam: I would agree with you, but then we'd both be upside down.
Sunday, September 15, 2013
Friday, September 13, 2013
Pants
Jen: These are a medium. They're too big.
Adam: Are they women's? Darn, thought I could take them.
Jen: If you grow some hips.
Adam: What do you call these moneymakers?
Wednesday, September 4, 2013
Bike Maintenace
Jeny: Your job was to put on a water bottle cage. Why is the rear wheel off?
Adam: There's an explanation for that...
Sunday, September 1, 2013
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