Monday, June 30, 2014

Ours is dark too.

Merrill: I personally disagree with holding a wedding near a holiday called Independence Day, but my humor is dark.

ATV For Sale

Mark: You broken any bones lately?  Looks like it might help!!

Saturday, June 28, 2014

Strava DFL

Chance: That's what happens when you spend most of the time laying on the ground moaning. 

Thursday, June 26, 2014


Andrea: I call it a "palette cleanser" so that I can eat dessert ALL THE TIME.

Monday, June 23, 2014

Shipping Process

Mark: We have entered the Eighth Circle of Chicken Shit. 

Wednesday, June 18, 2014

Four hour ceremony.

Cusak: That sounds like a simple recipe for a riot. 

I've fallen in this trap before.

Pat: Tim, did you check to see that those sunglasses said "men's" on them?

Wednesday, June 11, 2014

Riding to San Diego.

Jennifer: It only makes me mildly nervous that you guys are buying bikes and immediately riding them 2000 miles.
Andrew: Only 1800.
Jennifer: Oh.  I feel much better now, thanks.

Tuesday, June 10, 2014

Bike riding in the hallways

Joe: Aren't you a manager? Shouldn't you be setting a better example?
Jen: Yes and nope!!

Monday, June 9, 2014

MPE Rules

Jen: It's like -- I'm not going to stop you from jumping off the bridge, but I am going to tell you about gravity.

Sugar High at Mile 45

Ehrin: That entire bottle of Gatorade is either in my stomach or being carried on my bike.

Sunday, June 1, 2014


Chance: It seems that people at Boeing would be interested. But some people... aren't.