Sunday, June 30, 2013

Motorcycle Class

Chuck:  I can do two U-turns in this box on any of your bikes!  I can do it on my big bike!  Hell, I can do it in my PORSCHE!

Thursday, June 27, 2013

New Job

Katie: If you look it up in the dictionary, I believe you will find "deflector of bullshit" as a synonym for manager. 

Sunday, June 23, 2013


Joe: The reason people love the Pacific Northwest is because it's like Czechlosovakia. 

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Post Crash

Jen: I don't think I hit the deck that hard. I don't know why I hurt so much. And don't tell me I'm old. 
Adam: Sounds like you need a dose of Toughen The F--- Up. 
Jen: Do you SEE me rockin the pink pajama pants? I don't need to toughen the f--- anything.

Sunday, June 9, 2013

Dog vs Mountain Bike

Hiker: Curry, stop that! Her back wheel is not made of steak!

Friday, June 7, 2013


Pat: Be good at your job, or you'll be turned into tacos.

Tiger Summit Climb

Adam: The flat bit was nice.


Pat: Jen and Adam rode Friday, Saturday AND Sunday last week.  I'm jealous.
Christie:  Yeah, well in 10 years Lilly will be fast on the bike and Jen will be OLD.

Wednesday, June 5, 2013

Ladder Climbing

Jen: The make up was part of The 2013 Campaign to Care About my Appearance. 
Adam: Oh yeah? How'd that go for you?
Jen: I got a f---ing promotion.