Motorcycle Class

Chuck:  I can do two U-turns in this box on any of your bikes!  I can do it on my big bike!  Hell, I can do it in my PORSCHE!

New Job

Katie: If you look it up in the dictionary, I believe you will find "deflector of bullshit" as a synonym for manager. 

Hops

Joe: The reason people love the Pacific Northwest is because it's like Czechlosovakia. 

Post Crash

Jen: I don't think I hit the deck that hard. I don't know why I hurt so much. And don't tell me I'm old. 

Adam: Sounds like you need a dose of Toughen The F--- Up. 

Jen: Do you SEE me rockin the pink pajama pants? I don't need to toughen the f--- anything.

Dog vs Mountain Bike

Hiker: Curry, stop that! Her back wheel is not made of steak!

Interns

Pat: Be good at your job, or you'll be turned into tacos.

Tiger Summit Climb

Adam: The flat bit was nice.

Youth

Pat: Jen and Adam rode Friday, Saturday AND Sunday last week.  I'm jealous.
Christie:  Yeah, well in 10 years Lilly will be fast on the bike and Jen will be OLD.

Ladder Climbing

Jen: The make up was part of The 2013 Campaign to Care About my Appearance. 

Adam: Oh yeah? How'd that go for you?

Jen: I got a f---ing promotion.