Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Nerd Conference

Don:  I'm ready whenever you are...
Jen: Ok.
Don:  Let me rephrase that - finish your drink, NOW.

Friday, January 27, 2012


Mom: Call if you need support.
Jennifer: I'll call Sunday morning so you can hear the service too.
Mom: I've always wanted to be saved.

Monday, January 23, 2012

Hallway Meeting

Jen: Hey sweetheart.

Sunday, January 22, 2012

Year in Review

Jen: Are you going to be concise?
Andy: Bwahahahahaha!

Saturday, January 21, 2012

Fire Alarm

Ellen:  It's the f-ing old people making popcorn again!

Thursday, January 19, 2012

EU Travel

Adam: My passport isn't from Berzerkistan, so it's FINE.

A Facebook Conversation

Lori:  Second snow day is starting by cuddling in bed with the dog while answering and sending emails and pondering if I can walk to the mailbox without falling A over T.
Jen: Me too!
Lori: It's CRAZY. I did manage to walk to the mailbox and saw a bus go sliding down 85th.
Jen: And if I had any doubts of still being in my pajama pants, you just eased them. Thank you.
Lori:  Your welcome. I'd invite you to my place for Madeleines and wine but wouldn't want you killing yourself going the five blocks!
Jen: I like that you're not inviting me over because it's "dangerous" and not becuase it's "too early."
Lori: Um...that's what mimosas are for. Come to the Dark Side my dear. I can justify anything.

Saturday, January 14, 2012

Novice rowing

Niki: This man is steaming. Sign me up.

Friday, January 13, 2012

People watching

Dana: I don't usually think this city is fat. But then I change my mind.

Thursday, January 12, 2012

Rope Swing

Pat:  It was tons of fun!! ...unless you fell.

Wednesday, January 11, 2012


Don:  That's a good way to practice for the real world.  You get ahead when you spread the cheese.

Friday, January 6, 2012

Managing People

Katie: I don't usually make them cry.

Thursday, January 5, 2012


Mark: You got the data?
Jen: Hang on, I'm trying to poison Phil.
Mark: Oh yeah, gotta keep the priorities straight.

Roll Call

Mark: He's not a pilot, he's just a pain in the ass.

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Drainage Ditch

Tim: Money is a good solution to that problem.

Cat Pushes Kitten Down Ladder

Andrew: Dad, now that you've found cat videos on the internet, your life will never be the same.

Tuesday, January 3, 2012


Pat: I'm working on 40% organization. That's about all I've got.


Tim:  I never thought I'd subcribe to Twitter.  Turns out there's actually a use for the silly thing.

Sunday, January 1, 2012

Sunday Night on Midway

Adam: We can talk any time, but if I don't get to bowling early, I won't get my lane!