Mikey: You know when you see a disco ball it's like a PTA safehouse. You think, "those must be good people. The must know good people too. Like ABBA."
Scott: This year I did a pretty good job of pacing myself. But next year, I'm gonna have a little bit of puu puu's, a little plate of dinner, and a big f---ing bowl of pie.
Friday, November 26, 2010
Monday, November 22, 2010
Sunday, November 21, 2010
Animal Lover
Kareem: I once stopped traffic so that a snake could cross the road. But don't get me wrong, I'm not some kind of super animal lover. I ride my bike through Marymoor Park everyday and I see if I can ride close enough to the geese to kick one. I mean, I bet I could launch one of them REALLY far. Like, punt it all the way back to Canada.
Wednesday, November 17, 2010
Temperature
Bernie: Well, Jen, no one can say that you're not warm and cozy on the inside, and if they do...
Jen: F--- 'em.
Jen: F--- 'em.
Breakfast at the lab
Joel: I saw Bernie earlier. He was eating Corn Flakes. With Raisins. Always something healthy. To start the day anyway. Me - I eat a can of tomatoes.
Jen: With salt and pepper, I assume. Are they whole? Or diced?
Joel: Oh diced. I used to eat whole ones, but then I dropped one and you know what happens then. You know how they shampoo the carpets every year? I think it's because of my whole tomato incident.
Jen: I see. I've been eating eggs in the morning, maybe I have it all wrong.
Joel: You should try the tomatoes sometime. I have two can openers at my desk and you're welcome to borrow them any time.
Jen: With salt and pepper, I assume. Are they whole? Or diced?
Joel: Oh diced. I used to eat whole ones, but then I dropped one and you know what happens then. You know how they shampoo the carpets every year? I think it's because of my whole tomato incident.
Jen: I see. I've been eating eggs in the morning, maybe I have it all wrong.
Joel: You should try the tomatoes sometime. I have two can openers at my desk and you're welcome to borrow them any time.
Monday, November 15, 2010
A New Dell
Pat: You buying a new desktop?
Fred: Yeah, I need to replace my wife's computer.
Pat: Better than replacing your wife. Cheaper too!
Fred: Yeah, I need to replace my wife's computer.
Pat: Better than replacing your wife. Cheaper too!
Wednesday, November 10, 2010
Factory Testing
Don: What did I tell you this was gonna be like? That's right, two footballs f---ing a monkey.
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