Smartass

Andrew:  This is for King of the Mountain points, right?
Jeny:  No one likes a smartass on a hill.

[160 miles later.]

Jeny: Wait, so we do or do not take the St. John's Bridge?
Andrew:  No one likes a smartass at mile 200.

Winlock

Andrew:  I'm not so sure about this town's ability to do math.

STP

Andrew:  Well, we pulled hard for a good 10 miles there.  I'm cool with mooching for the rest of the ride.

John's Truck

John:  Oh, you are about to see the key feature.  OH YEAH!  LOOK AT THAT TURNING RADIUS!  If we had been in a semi, we would have been in that wall!

Volleyball

Nate: Mom, it's called "volleyball" not "knock out little six year olds!"

In the Double

Chris:  Ah yes, Fourth of July weekend.  Or, the Annual Parade of the Nautically Incompetent.