Zana & Jeny

Chance: You two make me crazy. 

Plug in cooler.

Rich: There was an incident with the cooler and 12 pounds of pork chops. 

Clarity

Mark: Where's Rich?  Oh yeah, in class! 
Jen: Glad I could help.
Mark: Looking at you made it all clear.
Jen: Not enough men tell me that, Mark.

Brewers Fans

Mom: The September 13 Brewers game is all sold out. It is Hank the Dog Bobble Head Day.

Polo Shirts & Khakis

Jen: My intern and I are dressed exactly alike today.
Fred: Oh no!  Purdue Mafia!

Whitefish Trails

Jeny: Did you see my bike go sideways back there?

Zana: Did you see me take this baby off road as to not run over you?

Mr. Park Ranger, when do you let the animals in?

Pete: Well around 7:00, we let a few hundred thousand border collies loose in the park. They start with the grizzly bears and then move on to the wolverines. Some don't come back. Every Monday we have to restock a few dozen collies. 

And then George proceeded to save the cat.

Pete: The cat is stuck in the tree. 

Zana: Which tree?

Elma: You know who's really good at climbing trees? George!!

I've been designing them all day.

Elma: I f-ing hate trees.

Snot rockets.

Zana: I don't know how you even have friends. 

I assigned it to Steve.

Frank: You can blame me and tell them I'm on vacation.

Staff

John: They didn't seem to grasp what we do. At all.

Outdoor Fluids Conference

Toby: Yeah, if we're meeting at the park, I'll bring my kid.  He's seen me drink plenty of times.  Every day -- just to deal with him!

A second cup of tea.

Pat: It's another great day for The Boeing Company.  I'm walking around adding value.

The first penguin.

Tim:  Any whales out there?  Hey Fred, go check it out.  Whelp, yes, I guess there are whales.  Sorry Fred.

Sunshine Bug

Steve: Enjoy the dentist - don't get sunburned!

Hearing Test Results

Rich: They done test our hearing.
Trey: We hear good.

Start Platform

Tiffany: You think it's ok to tie the launch here? How sturdy is it?

Jeny: Tom is sitting on it; should be fine. 

Ref Meeting

Tom: Refs! We're meeting over here!

Letcher: I quit. 

Regatta Roles

Tom: The deputy badge says "idiot."

Buckets of Booze

Patty: You know the Tiff Wood Rule? They have one for Mariah too. 

We call that the "Armageggon Now" Marina

John: That's when management forbid us from talking to the media. 

Leadership

Kate: I hear the last fluids conference was well attended. I'm sorry I missed it! It was scheduled 3 to 5 and people were there until after 10.
Jen: I have no idea who that would have been.

Commitment Level Estimate

Toby: I only bring this up because it will punish us for the next seven years.

The Floggins Continue

Pete:  Are you looking for hope?  There isn't any.

Frosting Opinion

Marty: We probably can’t go too wrong with OSU colors.  I will say that orange and black are not my favorite colors for cake, as black does not taste very good and orange just doesn’t look appetizing.  Black cake frosting consists of way too much food coloring and that ruins the flavor.

Uni

Jen: When it's good, it's reeeeeealy good. But when it's bad, it's really awful. 

Pat: So, it's like the opposite of sex. 

It took 13 to get here this morning.

Zana: Beer -- a standard unit of measure.

Girls Sticking Together

Kate: I have a conflict tomorrow and can't facilitate the meeting.  Anyone want to volunteer?
Dave: I have a conflict too.
Pete: Me too.
Jen: Kate, you need not ask these boys for help.  I've got you covered.
Kate: Glad *someone* does.
Steve: Jen, good observation skills on identifying who the slackers are.