Thursday, June 30, 2016

Booze Garden

Mary: I think I'll go beer. I haven't had that in a couple hours. 

Evening Plans

Joe: Did Rich ask you if you want to come to Two Beers with us after work?
Rich: She can't. She's got a lesbian thing to get to. 

Friday, June 24, 2016

Language Comparison

Steve: There are some similarities between German and English. 
Niki: Like kindergarten. 

Thursday, June 23, 2016

Last Minute Work

John: You know we don't do anything until we can fire drill it at the end.  That's when we do our best work!

Split Vacations

Wendy: John, why are you coming in for one day?
John: Because I'm dedicated.
George: There are other words for that.

Wednesday, June 22, 2016


Jim: Well, deleting all the accounts is a hiccup.

Thursday, June 16, 2016

Mice in the Grill

Ashley: Jeny is definitely the toughest of the three of us.
Andrea: I didn't know that was up for debate. 

Saturday, June 11, 2016

Bike computers.

Jen: What are we doing here?
Luke: Giving him anxiety. 

Thursday, June 9, 2016


Joshua: John, how long have you been in propulsion?
John: Five years.
Jim: But you've worked seven.

Monday, June 6, 2016

Because "micromanagement" was already taken.

Mark: What does ETAC stand for?
Tim: Engineering... something something...
Ben: It stands for value.

Saturday, June 4, 2016

I'm getting concerned.

John: What's up with your marauding chickens? There's a gang of them over there.

Friday, June 3, 2016

I put Travis in charge.

Stephen: I regret that. 

Wednesday, June 1, 2016


Lana: So, I just found the mug I used at Windermere. It had Bailey's in it.