Booze Garden

Mary: I think I'll go beer. I haven't had that in a couple hours. 

Evening Plans

Joe: Did Rich ask you if you want to come to Two Beers with us after work?

Rich: She can't. She's got a lesbian thing to get to. 

Language Comparison

Steve: There are some similarities between German and English. 

Niki: Like kindergarten. 

Last Minute Work

John: You know we don't do anything until we can fire drill it at the end.  That's when we do our best work!

Split Vacations

Wendy: John, why are you coming in for one day?
John: Because I'm dedicated.
George: There are other words for that.

UW IT

Jim: Well, deleting all the accounts is a hiccup.

Mice in the Grill

Ashley: Jeny is definitely the toughest of the three of us.

Andrea: I didn't know that was up for debate. 

Bike computers.

Jen: What are we doing here?

Luke: Giving him anxiety. 

Tenure

Joshua: John, how long have you been in propulsion?
John: Five years.
Jim: But you've worked seven.

Because "micromanagement" was already taken.

Mark: What does ETAC stand for?
Tim: Engineering... something something...
Ben: It stands for value.

I'm getting concerned.

John: What's up with your marauding chickens? There's a gang of them over there.

I put Travis in charge.

Stephen: I regret that. 

Fermentation

Lana: So, I just found the mug I used at Windermere. It had Bailey's in it.