Seth: What did you think?
Danny: it felt good. I can stab people in the neck, I can possess, I can blink. I'm gonna like it.
Friday, August 31, 2012
Wednesday, August 29, 2012
4th Ave Bridge
Tim: The railing is just the right height that if you were pushed that way, you would go over the side and land on the tracks below, then get run over by a train.
Curtis: Well that would be a good solution.
Tim: To WHAT problem?
Curtis: Am I living too long? Have I come to the end of my useful life?
Curtis: Well that would be a good solution.
Tim: To WHAT problem?
Curtis: Am I living too long? Have I come to the end of my useful life?
M. L. E.
Jen: Why is she late everyday? How hard is it to be on time to your job?
Pat: But look how hard she tried today. She had no excuse yesterday.
Pat: But look how hard she tried today. She had no excuse yesterday.
Tuesday, August 28, 2012
Wednesday, August 22, 2012
Precarious
Adam: You know my life is in your hands. Just keep that in mind.
Jeny: I think now is a good time to have a conversation about where this relationship is going.
Jeny: I think now is a good time to have a conversation about where this relationship is going.
Saturday, August 18, 2012
Thursday, August 16, 2012
Not Mechanically Inclined
Pat: I have no idea what kind of oil my car takes. 10W-40? Is that a type of oil? It could be olive oil.
Tuesday, August 14, 2012
FSR Advice
1.) Drive defensively.
2.) Always watch for f-ing deer to pop up out of the barrow pit. (Because they always do.)
3.) Especially at deer-thirty.
4.) Drive defensively.
5.) Because pumas leap across the roads too. (At least in MT.)
Sunday, August 12, 2012
Competition
Lisa: What? You think you were going to get taken out by a wherry?
Jeny: Hey, I know your tactics.
Jeny: Hey, I know your tactics.
Wednesday, August 8, 2012
Iowa
Mary: Your dog pooped in your neighbor's yard and your neighbor's dog came over and pooped in your yard. That's just how it was!
Monday, August 6, 2012
Thursday, August 2, 2012
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