Wednesday, April 24, 2013
Head Shot
Adam: You look like you just switched the non-dairy creamer at the coffee station with laxative... kinda guilty, kinda nervous.
Tuesday, April 23, 2013
Saturday, April 20, 2013
Social Networking
Ben: Jeny tagged me in a post on Facebook!
Matt: Jeny tagged your face with a post???
Matt: Jeny tagged your face with a post???
Friday, April 19, 2013
Thursday, April 18, 2013
Tuesday, April 16, 2013
Saturday, April 13, 2013
Harbor Freight Tools
Adam: Be careful when you go in there. We don't need a MIG welder.
Jeny: Whatever. Who the f--k put you in charge?
Jeny: Whatever. Who the f--k put you in charge?
Friday, April 12, 2013
Thursday, April 11, 2013
Opportunity
Chris: I'm reluctant to use that word because it usually means "doing something stupid."
Tuesday, April 9, 2013
Costume
Chance: Reminds me of the time I agreed to help build a worm costume, then wear
it at a Port of Seattle event celebrating sustainable landscaping
practices. We constructed a 9' tall, tubular skeleton suspended from an
old backpack frame, then wrapped the whole thing in pink/beige fabric.
Going the extra mile, we added a system by which I could wiggle the
thing by pulling on handles attached to cords. Being not all that
handy, the only part that wiggled was the tip - in a vaguely threatening
way. Imagine me on a stage in a 9', flesh-toned cylinder with a
wiggling tip. Now imagine the expressions on the faces of the assembled
dignitaries when I crept toward them for photographs. Many emotions
mixed in there, but, mostly, I recall horror.
Saturday, April 6, 2013
Management Class
Matt: When I was there, they said the week before someone got hammered, took their clothes off and ran through the fountain.
Jay: Yeah! That's an urban legend! They told us too.
John: Where was the fountain? I don't remember it at all.
Frank: John, did you get your clothes back??
Jay: Yeah! That's an urban legend! They told us too.
John: Where was the fountain? I don't remember it at all.
Frank: John, did you get your clothes back??
Wednesday, April 3, 2013
Monday, April 1, 2013
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