Friday, March 29, 2013
Heating & AC Guy
Curtis: I get to watch him suck my ducts out! I wonder what a duck sounds like when it get sucked out.
New Technology
John: What do we call this thing? The Blow and Suck Machine?
Don: No. It's the Suck and Blow.
Don: No. It's the Suck and Blow.
Saturday, March 23, 2013
Tired Legs
Jeny: Sorry dude.
Adam: For what?
Jeny: You got chicked.
Adam: You know what? Today she can have it.
Adam: For what?
Jeny: You got chicked.
Adam: You know what? Today she can have it.
Thursday, March 21, 2013
Freezing Rain
Adam: Are we really going to ski in this?
Jen: Oh yeah. This is awesome skiing weather dude.
Adam: No, this is good sitting inside drinking scotch weather.
Jen: Oh yeah. This is awesome skiing weather dude.
Adam: No, this is good sitting inside drinking scotch weather.
Tuesday, March 19, 2013
GAIL
Gail: Oh wait.. the test does not require on-line unless I change my mind. I promise not to change my mind until we are within 2-hours of starting the test. Then I’ll not only ask for on-line but I’ll try to double the number of channels and test conditions.
Wednesday, March 13, 2013
Avoid A Fall -- Use Handrail
Toby: Someone must have ate shit on the stairs. Don't tell me to use them as a gym then tell me I might DIE when I do.
Friday, March 8, 2013
Wednesday, March 6, 2013
Self Help Book Titles
Don: Maybe someone should leave a copy of "How to Win Friends and Influence People" on Mark's desk.
Jen: Or, "How to Not Piss Off Your Coworkers and Subsequently Not End Up in the Duwamish with Cement Shoes."
Don: Or, "If You Want Someone Else to Help You With Something You Don't Know How to Do, Maybe You Shouldn't Be a Giant Dick."
Jen: Or, "How to Not Piss Off Your Coworkers and Subsequently Not End Up in the Duwamish with Cement Shoes."
Don: Or, "If You Want Someone Else to Help You With Something You Don't Know How to Do, Maybe You Shouldn't Be a Giant Dick."
Friday, March 1, 2013
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