Zana: I didn't want to hit the bottom of this hill at 35mph with a soft front tire. Be careful too guys, there's a little off camber section near the bottom.
[One giant descent later.]
Jeny: You know Zana, I got about halfway down the hill and thought to myself: I don't know what "off camber" means. This could be bad.
Saturday, January 29, 2011
Wisdom of the SDL Shop
Brad: I drank a lot of beer in high school and I did a lot of drugs too. Now I come here, sit at this table, work the accels for you guys. They pay me a lot of money too. Life is pretty good for me. You - you're all stressed out. You are a victim of your own life choices.
Friday, January 28, 2011
Aware
Mark: Oh, I'm suppose to be aware? You want me to be aware? Ok, I'll be aware. This is me being aware. I am so full of aware right now. I am dripping with aware.
Wednesday, January 26, 2011
Psychic
Rich: I'm reading my palm.
Jen: What's it say?
Rich: That I cut myself.
Jen: What's it say?
Rich: That I cut myself.
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Tuesday, January 25, 2011
Working with Noise
Curtis: Where the hell is my scientific calculator!!!
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Green Bay
Gary: You know, those guys who paint themselves up look pretty silly, but the Cheese-hats are really the most ridiculous of all.
Saturday, January 22, 2011
A token of appreciation
Peter: I'd get you guys Tully's cards, but you don't have them down here.
Jason: No, all we have is the bikini baristas down the street.
Jason: No, all we have is the bikini baristas down the street.
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Friday, January 21, 2011
Wednesday, January 19, 2011
11 for 2011
Jen's goals - or resolutions as some my call them - for the coming year.
1. Get a monthly massage. Focus on keeping my back healthy.
2. Communicate better and continue to grow in the relationships that are important to me.
3. Reduce grain, dairy & sugar intake.
4. Finish this damn thesis.
5. Operate on a budget and make financially responsible decisions.
6. Improve at-desk posture.
7. Institute a weekly "community" gathering, i.e. movie nights, summer pitchers of sangria in the backyard, Sunday morning brunch potlucks. Invite all my friends.
8. Build myself a hot tub!
9. Incorporate a commute to work in ways that aren't driving my car: bike, bus or carpool.
10. Take more pictures. Bake more cookies. Go to more concerts. (But first finish that thesis.)
11. Be more spontaneous; don't get into a daily/weekly/monthly rut of doing the same things over and over.
1. Get a monthly massage. Focus on keeping my back healthy.
2. Communicate better and continue to grow in the relationships that are important to me.
3. Reduce grain, dairy & sugar intake.
4. Finish this damn thesis.
5. Operate on a budget and make financially responsible decisions.
6. Improve at-desk posture.
7. Institute a weekly "community" gathering, i.e. movie nights, summer pitchers of sangria in the backyard, Sunday morning brunch potlucks. Invite all my friends.
8. Build myself a hot tub!
9. Incorporate a commute to work in ways that aren't driving my car: bike, bus or carpool.
10. Take more pictures. Bake more cookies. Go to more concerts. (But first finish that thesis.)
11. Be more spontaneous; don't get into a daily/weekly/monthly rut of doing the same things over and over.
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
Joel & Charlie
Joel: ... and then you come in here, and walk over to this table, and load it, test it, load it, test it...
Bernie: They sound like an old married couple right? So which one of you is sleeping on the couch tonight?
Joel: [points to Charlie.]
Charlie: Who SAT in this chair last? What is WRONG with you?? I'M not sleeping on any couch.
Bernie: They sound like an old married couple right? So which one of you is sleeping on the couch tonight?
Joel: [points to Charlie.]
Charlie: Who SAT in this chair last? What is WRONG with you?? I'M not sleeping on any couch.
Saturday, January 15, 2011
Thursday, January 13, 2011
A conversation with Bernie
Bernie: So you have two options.
Jen: 1) Go sit at Rayleigh. 2) Quit.
Bernie: No, 2 is wrong.
Jen: Dammit.
Bernie: Your score is 50%.
Jen: 50% = Fail.
Bernie: Sory that's a failing grade. But wait! You get extra credit for being lovable. So you get a 66%.
Jen: Yesssssss!
Bernie: Pass!
Jen: Wait, that means I can't quit.
Jen: 1) Go sit at Rayleigh. 2) Quit.
Bernie: No, 2 is wrong.
Jen: Dammit.
Bernie: Your score is 50%.
Jen: 50% = Fail.
Bernie: Sory that's a failing grade. But wait! You get extra credit for being lovable. So you get a 66%.
Jen: Yesssssss!
Bernie: Pass!
Jen: Wait, that means I can't quit.
Lab Dating Scene
Patrick: Hmm, if I *were* dating George, then I could ask him to do something about Mitch.
Thursday, January 6, 2011
Tuesday, January 4, 2011
Age digs
Jaami: Hey Jeny, this is Phil Collins. Thought you might be a little young to recognize him.
Jaami: I think I'm sore from last night's workout.
Lisa: What did you do?
Jeny: KINECT!
Jaami: I think I'm sore from last night's workout.
Lisa: What did you do?
Jeny: KINECT!
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