Thursday, December 24, 2015


Andrew: Don't call it lettuce. 

Wednesday, December 23, 2015

Manhattans Tonight

Andrea: And I brought home the cherries, son!

Water = Clear Liquid

Ashley: You get your water in distilled alcohol form. 

Order of Operations

Andrea: You put a hole in the box.

Tuesday, December 22, 2015


Ashley: Please hold. This dog doesn't know where she is. 

Thursday, December 17, 2015


Jim: Well, someone pays for it.
Steve: Shareholders pay for it.  No one cares about them.  Wait -- who's on the phone?

Monday, December 14, 2015

Awkward Pause

Dave: So which is worse -- WFL or this?

Photo Share

Becky: Are you sending that photo to EVERYONE?
Jen: Hey -- that's payback for the intern website.
Becky: I was NEVER going to tell you about that!!

Thursday, December 10, 2015

Andrew's Going Away Party

Margot: I dressed up today for you.  I wore a nice shirt and a real bra.

Grizzly Bears

Margot: Why would nature do that!?!?

Tuesday, December 8, 2015


George: I have a roof leak right next to my desk that has accumulated about an inch of water in a cup in the last hour.  Kind of like my own personal Chinese torture device.

Saturday, December 5, 2015

Post show sugar high.

Lilly: Summer, the murderous glare in your eyes does not make you more beautiful. 

Friday, December 4, 2015

Dinner choice

Andrew: Great minds think alike. And so do ours. 

Because you had a deficiency in this department.

Mark: Here's another little thought to annoy you!

Thursday, December 3, 2015


Dave: You're thin. 
Pat: I'm not as thin as my running friends.
Dave: Well, you would be!