Reputation

Jen: Why do I know Pendleton?

Adam: They have a big rodeo. 

Jen: Whiskey! That's why I know them. 

You should....

Josh: Don't you "should" me. You can gently recommend, but don't "should" me!!

Still Cable Rolling

Curtis: This was all under control until Tim woke up this morning.

Cable Rolling

Tim: Were you ever a roadie in a rock band?
Curtis:  IT HAS MEMORY!!

FSR 7174

Lost Hiker: I would so buy your bike right now. 

Jeny: Dude, I would trade you straight up for those poles and your shoes. 

I do not approve.

Dana: I don't know this song. 

Jeny/Erin/Steph/Martina:  IT'S RAINING MEN!! Hallelujah!

All Managers Meeting

Steve:  Hey Marty, type up a question for me.  Ask how we get some of the kool-aid out of the green vile.

Clout

Tim:  That would be win-win.  Too bad you don't have the power to make it happen.
Jen:  I could pretend though.
Tim:  Pretend manager, pretend results!  Hey, perfect!

Popular Books

Curtis:  How many shades of grey are there?  Have you read that one yet, Tim?

Verbage

Pete: I heard that St. Louis has implemented the plan.
John:  Well -- implemented -- that's a funny word.

Bachelorhood

Motorcycle Tim: I would seriously question the sanity of anyone that wanted to marry me.

Modes

Pat: You can breathe in the hangar and excite first wing bending. 

Brunch Buffet

Old Guy in Salad Bar Line: What is this?  I don't want salad.  I want breakfast.

Lunch

Jen: Hey Guy, how's the split pea soup today?
Guy:  Better than those burnt burgers you were cooking up last week.

Go 4 Some

Becky: They dropped a bit of plastic way down in there and just left it.
Mark: Ha!  Go 4 Zero!
Jen: This wasn't our guys.
Jason: Yeah, they Go 4 A Handful.

Meeting with Executives

Jen: I'm on vacation that week, so I can't hold the barf bag for you.
Steve: That's ok.  I'll do it on the table for effect.

Inverses

Jen: The spreadsheet of DOOM.
Pat: No, whatever the opposite of doom is.
Jen: MOOD.