Monday, December 26, 2016

Christmas Eve ritual.

Andrew: I'm fixing to wrap some presents and drink some whiskey.

Another one bites the dust

Andrea: Have you heard about 2016's latest death?
Jeny: George Michael?
Andrea: No. My sandwich board sign.

Thursday, December 22, 2016

Playing nice

Tim: But I didn't put my bike on the rack today. 
Patrick: You never do. Because you're not a cooperator.

The Longhonk

Patrick: It's the action of providing negative stimulus until the situation is resolved and the desired outcome is achieved.

More texting from Jeny & Zana

Chance: When I move to my cabin, perched high on the side of an Alaskan fjord, promise me you'll collect your texts twice a year, print them, and send them to me by salmon trawler.  In return, I will have you to a hermit hootenanny.  By moonlight.

Getting to know your new roommate.

Nickie: I'm pissed.
Jeny: That seems to be your usual state.

Friday, December 9, 2016

Thursday, December 8, 2016


Zoe: I'm moving at the end of January but I don't know where. It's my favorite version of a plan. 

Monday, December 5, 2016

Cucumber Storage

Nickie: Oh. This bag is inside out. 

Unexpected Desktop Behavior

Tim: You got this auto-reboot thing figured out yet?
Dave: It's a feature.
Tim: Can you make up for it with chocolate?

Still working that project.

Jason: Yeah, now they want to try to quiet it down, which will be really hard.  Especially if we don't have any hours.

Iron Deficiency

Tim: If only embalming fluid carried oxygen, it would be a good substitute for blood.

Friday, December 2, 2016

Did you bring me chocolate?

Tim: So our current little conundrum...
Jen: Is that I don't have any chocolate?
Tim: That's not a conundrum, that's a crisis.

Thursday, December 1, 2016


Mark: You have an aura of crankiness today.
Jen: I'm just PMS'ing hard.

Spirit of the Holidays

Wendy: This is the last week to adopt a senior.
George: I'm available!