Monday, December 26, 2016
Another one bites the dust
Andrea: Have you heard about 2016's latest death?
Jeny: George Michael?
Andrea: No. My sandwich board sign.
Jeny: George Michael?
Andrea: No. My sandwich board sign.
Thursday, December 22, 2016
Playing nice
Tim: But I didn't put my bike on the rack today.
Patrick: You never do. Because you're not a cooperator.
The Longhonk
Patrick: It's the action of providing negative stimulus until the situation is resolved and the desired outcome is achieved.
More texting from Jeny & Zana
Chance: When I move to my cabin, perched high on the side of an Alaskan fjord, promise me you'll collect your texts twice a year, print them, and send them to me by salmon trawler. In return, I will have you to a hermit hootenanny. By moonlight.
Friday, December 9, 2016
Thursday, December 8, 2016
Moving
Zoe: I'm moving at the end of January but I don't know where. It's my favorite version of a plan.
Monday, December 5, 2016
Unexpected Desktop Behavior
Tim: You got this auto-reboot thing figured out yet?
Dave: It's a feature.
Tim: Can you make up for it with chocolate?
Dave: It's a feature.
Tim: Can you make up for it with chocolate?
Still working that project.
Jason: Yeah, now they want to try to quiet it down, which will be really hard. Especially if we don't have any hours.
Iron Deficiency
Tim: If only embalming fluid carried oxygen, it would be a good substitute for blood.
Friday, December 2, 2016
Did you bring me chocolate?
Tim: So our current little conundrum...
Jen: Is that I don't have any chocolate?
Tim: That's not a conundrum, that's a crisis.
Jen: Is that I don't have any chocolate?
Tim: That's not a conundrum, that's a crisis.
Thursday, December 1, 2016
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