Random Climber Woman: I don't know where the goats are. Normally they're hanging around... Eating my gear, smelling my pee.
Sunday, April 29, 2012
Tuesday, April 24, 2012
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Adam: Why don't you wear your hair like that?
Jen: Really???
Adam: At least for the wedding.
Jen: [spits wine out nose]
Adam: That had the desired effect.
Jen: Really???
Adam: At least for the wedding.
Jen: [spits wine out nose]
Adam: That had the desired effect.
Four Door Car
Jen: ... and I cleaned the bathrooms, and weeded the garden and made a big ass pot of soup. It was a very domestic weekend.
Pat: You know, a few years ago, the only thing domestic about you was that you lived in a house.
Jim: Yeah, before you know it, you'll be selling that jeep and it will be all over.
Pat: Yep, and that's when we'll know that the pregnancy test came back positive.
Friday, April 20, 2012
Thursday, April 19, 2012
Surrender Monkeys
Roger: We've been doing this silly French accent for so long that when I hear an actual French person speak, I say "oh, he does a really good one!"
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