Thursday, March 22, 2012


Tim:  Are you main-lining turkey?

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

If I had the credentials, I'd commit myself.

Zana: You said bye to Midway a while ago... status update please.
Jeny:  You're so full of donkeys.  There.  Better?
Zana:  Never another update necessary.
Jeny:  Adam told me that about five minutes ago and I spit my nut ball snack out my nose.
Zana:  You cannot say "spit a nut ball snack"... It just... hurts... too much.  Also, Adam was probably right.

Friday, March 16, 2012


Jen: Would she be your wife and not "your wife" if you weren't married in drug court?
Don:  I didn't say bitch or ho or mama.
Don: I'm still getting used to that word.
Jen: What - ho?

Thursday, March 15, 2012

Data Structure

Tim: This goes all the way back an arguement I lost in 1988!

Sunday, March 4, 2012

Brown Turtle Party

Kid: Can I have some knives?
Harold: What for?
Kid: To dig up the bones.
Harold: How many do you need?
Kid: Four.
Niki: And you just GAVE HIM four knives?