Math in Public

Chris: So on this schedule, you're showing four days of testing - I've been telling the factory we'll need one day of setup, two days of testing and one day of tear down.  Am I misleading them?

Pax Velo Club

Deb: Matt, I saw you riding the other day!
Matt:  Oh yeah, did you say "Woah!  J-Lo is in Southern Maryland!  TERRIFIC."  No, that was just me.  And my ass.
Deb:  I thought you were skinny.  You have a waist, afterall.
Matt:  Yes, I am skinny.  I'm Southern Maryland Skinny.

Richard's Suggestions List

Some suggestions for diversions (without a clue as to where you are):
- take a book to nearest park
- take a book to nearest wine bar
- check out the closest museum, regardless of what it is.
- find nearest karaoke bar, drink then sing. Bonus for getting your colleagues drunk and posting video on facebook.
- find nearest pinball machine, kick its ass
- find a real pool hall (not pub with tables).
- go to nearest movie theatre, see next movie, regardless of what it is. Eat popcorn.
- check out the nearest small airport, have a drink if possible, bonus if they have food. Take pictures of unusual planes, send to Richard
- check out nearest bowling alley, be alert to freak show
- go to walmart and look for the biggest ass (be prepared to be scared)

Audrey

Neal:  Dude, Becker.  What did you say to her?  Because she SMILED at you.

Where do you row?

Marie: Rowing for Sammamish practically makes you a republican.

What's that ringing noise?

Chuck: I'm testing out this male mosquito repellent.  Is it driving you crazy?
Jeny: Well, seeing that I'm not a male mosquito...