Tuesday, March 29, 2011


John:  No, Jen's Spiderman.  You're like Mosquito Girl.

Sunday, March 27, 2011

One year

Paul:  I haven't seen cat poo in the garden in three hundred and sixty five days.

Friday, March 25, 2011

Epic Ales

Jan: Are they too cool for your brewery, sweetie?
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Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Old technology

Tim: No one answered my emails.
Joe:  Let's try the old-fashioned way.
Tim:  Carrier pidgeon?  Or... one if by land, two if by sea?
Joe:  Or the phone, let's just go back one century.

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

What's the plan?

Phil:  What's going on?  Are we going over there in a few minutes?
Jen:  I don't know.  I thought you were in charge of this operation.
Phil:  I'm eating a banana.

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Eating habits

Phil: I try not to eat breakfast. I know what will happen. Beer is bad enough. You eat breakfast too and you're done for.
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Friday, March 4, 2011


Tim: Uh oh. NASA crashed a rocket into the ocean.
Jen: What?
Tim: Yeah, that's not outer space.
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Thursday, March 3, 2011

More TM fun

Phil: You know you can hypnotize pigeons that way.
Tim: Jesus Phil, why do you know that?
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Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Tuesday night trivia

Cole: I guess I shouldn't holler at bitties. I guess I shouldn't call them bitties either, huh?
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