Sunday, August 22, 2010


Pilot: A cat just ran across the taxiway!  A black f---ing cat.

Thursday, August 19, 2010


Jeny: And then they brought this woman in...
Chad: Could you say that with a little bit more disdain in your voice?

Sunday, August 8, 2010


Eric:  Some people don't like to shit where they eat; I don't like to change where I sleep.

Thursday, August 5, 2010


Sile: That's right.  If you try to break in to someone's house in Ireland, you'll be leaving with a load of lead in your ass.