Adam: That wasn't waiting up! That was sleeping on the couch waiting for the dog to bark. Waiting up is watching reruns of MacGyver with toothpicks holding your eyelids open with the epipen poised just in case you do fall asleep.
Phil: Have you hugged a cabinet today? I was wondering what you were doing - having sex with a cabinet like that is bad for you. You should at least lay it down on the floor so you can look it in the eye.