Friday, January 31, 2014


Laura: God said we evolved from mudskippers. 

Thursday, January 30, 2014

Glass Ceiling

Pat:  Your paper towel dispenser doesn't put out as much as mine does.  More like 77%.

Saturday, January 25, 2014

Adam's iPhone

Dana: Pull up the Olympic sweater, please!

Friday, January 24, 2014

Jon Stewart

Jeny: He brings the New York Times to life for me. 

Thursday, January 23, 2014

Management Perks

Jen: I have three hours of staff meetings today. And not the good kind -- not strep throat. 

Sunday, January 19, 2014

Feet shot

Adam: I'm officially sick; I'm wearing slippers. 

Thursday, January 16, 2014

Late to the Meeting

John: Sorry I'm late.  Did you solve all the world's problems already?
Pete:  Yeah, John you have all the action items.

Bike ride #4

Pat: I wish my seat were made of jello. Or my butt was made of diamonds. 

Tuesday, January 14, 2014

They both breathe oxygen.

Mark: Pax is just like Kona!

Monday, January 13, 2014

You can get rid of your real friends anytime.

Tim:  Sorry to have to break it to you.  But better me than your real friends.

Friday, January 10, 2014

Grand Ridge

Adam: I was going to lecture you on that later. Now it's later. 

Thursday, January 9, 2014


Pat:  Hey Tim... T-Dog... Killer T!


Jen:  What day is June 30?
Pat:  I guess Wednesday.
Rich:  Monday.
Pat:  Shit.

Monday, January 6, 2014

Al Gore

Jen: Didn't he invent the internet?
Pat: He did.  I was there.

Saturday, January 4, 2014


Jessica: It's all on the sharepoint. There's no hiding now. 


Adam: Where else can you tie in British history, Star Wars and medicine?

Thursday, January 2, 2014

Back to GVT'ing...

Jen:  Where's Miller?
Rich:  Getting us more beer.