Driving with Arthur

Steven: Don't go, it's not green. 

Tele Skiing

Mark: You were really good at it. Until you went into the fence. 

Adam: Didn't I break the fence?

Eric

Josh: She couldn't have done better. Well - she could. She could have married me. 

Enough!

Seth: This isn't going anywhere and I don't see it going anywhere. 

Spice Cabinet

Arthur: Honey, is this oregano or is it pot?

Landing at JFK

Pilot: ...The temperature is still above freezing which is, um, good for us. 

Thanksgiving morning.

Jo: I know you think all I've been doing all morning is drinking and cooking but no!!

I haven't driven in months.

Josh. I'm on the lawn. 

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Seth: It's like - hey! Do you like AIDS? We have herpes for free!

Customer Service

Toby: There's stuff I said I wouldn't do on Friday, and when people tell me today that I said that, I say, I don't even remember saying that.  Hey - I had a whole weekend to forget that with alcohol; it's Monday and I'm here to help you again.

I stole this from the showroom.

Regan: This tank top didn't belong on the rack -- it belongs on MY rack!!

At Home

Jen: Oh no! The finger puppet fell into the bacon grease!

Chance: I saw that and assumed there had been a terrible accident so I didn't inquire any further. 

Bar Time

Joe: What time is it?
Jen: Time for me to go to bed.
Joe:  Ten o'clock!  Holy shit, I have to go home and watch Golden Girls!

Monologuers

Andy: Well, I'll bet there weren't any awkward silences!

Workshop Integration

Tim: So what are we going to do when we go downstairs?

Keith: Eat cookies. 

MNF

Darvin: Was that final play pass interference or was it not?

Most Everybody: Pass interference!

Tim: It was a hug. 

Workshop

Dennis: Thanks for being here - as if you had a choice. 

Final GVT Question

Jen: Why did it trip on shaker 6?

John: Because there's an amoeba. 

Wedding Roles

Adam: If I were a ring bear, I would just hibernate. 

A Walk in the Woods

Adam: I don't understand why people bring a sidearm hiking. What are they defending themselves from?

Jen: Go-pheirs. 

More Physics

Adam: Where are my booties?

Jen: Look on the floor; that's where gravity puts stuff. 

Perpective

Tim:  One guy's panic is another guy's dirty o-ring.

Dr. Lim

Jen: He endorses Nutella!!

Adam: Who wouldn't?

IDEAS

Tim: So this breathes new life into them staying in their old ways?