Frustrated

Joe: Uh oh. There goes Tom. I hope he doesn't slap anybody. 

Back to TM

Don: Well, wishful thinking didn't work. 

Grilling

Pat: Oh ok, so step one -- start a grease fire.

Pink Panty Droppers

Scott: Charlie and I are making mixed drinks. We'll need a fifth of vodka, a six pack of tall boys -- preferably Keystone Light...

Jeny: Oh, you are on your f--king own!

Washing and Rigging

Isabel: Is there anything that needs doing?

Jeny: The JV Boys need babysitting. 

Isabel: Anything else?

Guys coxing girls

Tim: I've never known a woman to respond well to a man yelling at her. 

Regionals

Riley: I think I'm just not going to go.

Test Levels

Don: 100 g's?! Where on the airplane is this thing?
Mark: Coach.

Overhead Budget

Brad: Your plan wasn't doable in January.  Now it's impossible.