JGK

Anne: Well, he's going to have a really big problem.  Named me.

Retirement

Anne: You're like 35, right?  You're going to be here for another 20 years!
Jeff: And you're like 6, right?

Bike Shop Treats

Gaia: There are two classes of things in here: cookies and not-cookies.

Safety Zombies

Jay: I was slammed with EHS folks.  They came from every corner: Enterprise EHS, BT&E EHS, IASL EHS, etc.

Management Hierarchy

Jen: I assume I overstepped my bounds and will find a pink slip on my desk come morning. 

Dave: Somehow I don't think their plans for you will be as quick or painless as a simple pink slip. 

Wardrobe choice

Jen: I'm going running. 

Becky: Girl, not in those boots!

Autumn

Mark: The sky is blue and I can feel fall is on the way.  I love this time of year.  Things are starting to rot.

I am invincible!

Ryan: Everyone else was in the best shape of their lives.  I ran stairs once in April.

Resort at Camp Muir

Ryan: I didn't have to poop in a bag for the whole week!

Found a body!

Patrick: I'm in a good mood. We have an AOG. 

Jen: You're like a sick homicide detective. 

Level 4

Toby: This is retroactive punishment for me. 

Morning liquids.

Katie: I only hydrate with caffeine before nine. 

CST-100 Testing

Adam: I remember the old days, when you just put a monkey in it.

R&M Spending

Jim: This is a stupid chart. 

Incompetence Competition

Jen: I think Finance and Transportation are trying to see who can do their job worse.
Dave: What about IT?

Constant

Jen: What's gravity -- 32 feet per second per second?
Mark: 32.174.