Tuesday, September 29, 2015


Anne: Well, he's going to have a really big problem.  Named me.


Anne: You're like 35, right?  You're going to be here for another 20 years!
Jeff: And you're like 6, right?

Saturday, September 26, 2015

Bike Shop Treats

Gaia: There are two classes of things in here: cookies and not-cookies.

Wednesday, September 23, 2015

Safety Zombies

Jay: I was slammed with EHS folks.  They came from every corner: Enterprise EHS, BT&E EHS, IASL EHS, etc.

Tuesday, September 22, 2015

Management Hierarchy

Jen: I assume I overstepped my bounds and will find a pink slip on my desk come morning. 
Dave: Somehow I don't think their plans for you will be as quick or painless as a simple pink slip. 

Monday, September 21, 2015

Wardrobe choice

Jen: I'm going running. 
Becky: Girl, not in those boots!


Mark: The sky is blue and I can feel fall is on the way.  I love this time of year.  Things are starting to rot.

Sunday, September 20, 2015

I am invincible!

Ryan: Everyone else was in the best shape of their lives.  I ran stairs once in April.

Resort at Camp Muir

Ryan: I didn't have to poop in a bag for the whole week!

Thursday, September 17, 2015

Found a body!

Patrick: I'm in a good mood. We have an AOG. 
Jen: You're like a sick homicide detective. 

Level 4

Toby: This is retroactive punishment for me. 

Tuesday, September 15, 2015

Morning liquids.

Katie: I only hydrate with caffeine before nine. 

Monday, September 7, 2015

CST-100 Testing

Adam: I remember the old days, when you just put a monkey in it.

Thursday, September 3, 2015

R&M Spending

Jim: This is a stupid chart. 

Incompetence Competition

Jen: I think Finance and Transportation are trying to see who can do their job worse.
Dave: What about IT?

Wednesday, September 2, 2015


Jen: What's gravity -- 32 feet per second per second?
Mark: 32.174.