Ha ha!!

Mitch: ...because I was scheduled for vacation over the weekend.

Treats

Jen: Do you want a cupcake?
Mitch: That is a silly question.

Team Shout Outs

Trey: I think she wants us to praise each other. 

Third Row Seat

Mike: This reminds me of my high school days!

Upcoming Testing

Tim: November is rapidly approaching.
Ben: Isn't it approaching at the usual rate: one second per second?

Miller Lite

Andrew: I do love cheap beer. 

Casino Winnings

Andrew: I'd offer to tip, but I only have large bills. 

Screen door. Soap bottle. Towel rack.

Andrew: Why can't I figure out anything?

And I was hungry.

Regan: There's Jell-O shots and then there's tequila Jell-O shots. 

Friends in Canmore

Regan: When in doubt, get the international plan and call Regan. 

Thanks, ass.

Ben: You guys way overdid it last night.

Distinction

Steve: I actually like going to work!  It's the arriving at work that then goes south.