Flight Test

Scott: Boeing001 TM.
Heather: Go ahead TM.
Scott: Request engine anti ice on.
Heather: You want a hard on?
Scott: Um... Yes.

Banjo

Tom: And then the boiling hot can of Fosters that used to be up a chicken was falling off the table and onto Banjo.
Joe: And that's the day Banjo stopped drinking Fosters.

Silverware drawer

Joe:  I moved the big knife, under all the other knives, and to make that fit, I had to move the measuring cups too.
Jeny:  You are a silverware drawer organizing rockstar.

Bacon & Lentil Soup

Kevin: This is why I love you!  You appreciate the importance of bacon.