Blood would contrast well.

Tim: What's the tragedy?  You look like you're going to be in a Greek play.
Jen: What? I thought I looked cute this morning.
Tim: There is no contradiction there.
Jen: Oh, then thank you.  I think.

Coaching Leagues

Damion: I have a specific skill set that I am f--king good at. 

Influence of Alcohol

Briana: I am super fun!

Sharing Hormones

Jeny: Margot, Zoe! You gave me your cramps!

Margot: Alpha ovaries!!!

Bad Day

Margot: Do you need a hug?

Briana: [death stare]

Slang Usage

Matt: You should still be able to hit kids. 

Matt needs therapy too.

Margot: Did your boys DFL too?

Emotions

Margot: My main emotion is love, but it's often clouded by rage. 

Lightweight 4+

Sophie: Do I need to be here while they warm up?

Jeny: Do they need supervision?

Sophie: I don't think so. Well, mostly. 

Novice boys with nothing to do

Margot: You guys need a big ball of yarn and to knit some sweaters. 

Bus Conversation

Anna: Do you know about the opium wars? That was happening in America with alcohol. 

Sydney: And that's why we threw all our tea in the harbor. 

Zoe: Nope. Not related. 

Spaghetti Feed

Zoe: I'm so full. I feel like I'm dying. 

Private School

Cori: Does Lakeside have senior pet day?

Anna: Yes. I'm bringing Jimmy and my little sister. 

Clothing Options

Bill: I brought a pair of pants, a pair of shorts and two and a half pair of underwear. 

Rolled Tacos

Damion: That was a good warm up for all the food I'm gonna eat at the hotel. 

Jeny: What are you going to eat?

Damion: Beer. 

Regionals

Damion: I hope Conal says something to me this weekend so I can tell him to go f--k himself. 

Banana bread thief

Greg: [Tries to sneak bread away from Bruce.]
Bruce: You're cute.

Or not.

Jen: Working for Bill sounds amazing.
Meredith: I love my job, really I do.
Bill: Shut up.

COP

Joe: They say they have a community of practice, but they must talk about the weather.

Overhead Spending

Dave: So I'm not horrible, Steve's not terrible and Jen's not included.
Steve: So what's Marty?
John: Out of control.

PB Cups

Jen: Do you want more peanut butter cups?  I brought a new batch.
Tim: Good, because we were on the edge of crisis yesterday.

Regatta snacks

Lily: Guess how many snap peas I had earlier. 

Jeny: How many?

Lily: Hella.