Half Marathon

Lauren: It's not that early.

Jeny: It is if you're not running 13 miles.

Lauren: Dude, I'm not running that far. 

Ben

Bernie: There his is!  Get back here you son of a bitch.  I said I wanted a document; this is a cable!

Hangouts Meeting

Vishvesh: Is someone at Chuck E Cheese?

Tall Engineers

John: What's the height clearance in the new motorhome?
Ben: Four feet.

Who hit the button?

Ben: Kill Switch One, I'm looking at you!

GVT

John: It's Gatorade!  You start fitting modes, man, and you work up a sweat.

Lunch with Regan

Jen: I need a hug.
Regan: You need tequila.

Ogling.

Rich: Anything we can do to help?

Jen: Make me look as good as the creepy old guys think I do. 

Boeing

Mike: We could run this company better on an ouiji board. 

LLF

Jen: Management detention has begun.  Andy spilled his yogurt on Marty already.  We told him that's what he gets for bringing in something healthy.
Pat: You said "already" as if a trademark of detention is Andy spilling his yogurt on Marty at some point.
Jen: We're like a bunch of rowdy 8th graders, really.

Negotiating Skills

John: I'm negotiating with my team and now I have to go buy beer.

Consolation

Jen: I'll text you after a couple beers tonight.
Steve:  I'm two weeks beyond that weak stuff.

The Presentation

John: Where do you have this thing?
Frank: On my desktop, so you better be nice to me.

Boxers or Briefs?

Mark: He says it will take time to work a budget number.  WTF.  It should be on a list somewhere at his desk.  He is probably still in his underwear working from home and can't find it until he puts on his glasses.

Methods of Travel

Ben: I thought you were going to ninja roll.
Rich: I'm too old to ninja roll.

Candy

George: Anybody want some ibuprofen?