Sunday, November 29, 2015

Half Marathon

Lauren: It's not that early.
Jeny: It is if you're not running 13 miles.
Lauren: Dude, I'm not running that far. 

Tuesday, November 24, 2015


Bernie: There his is!  Get back here you son of a bitch.  I said I wanted a document; this is a cable!

Saturday, November 21, 2015

Hangouts Meeting

Vishvesh: Is someone at Chuck E Cheese?

Friday, November 20, 2015

Tall Engineers

John: What's the height clearance in the new motorhome?
Ben: Four feet.

Who hit the button?

Ben: Kill Switch One, I'm looking at you!


John: It's Gatorade!  You start fitting modes, man, and you work up a sweat.

Lunch with Regan

Jen: I need a hug.
Regan: You need tequila.

Monday, November 16, 2015


Rich: Anything we can do to help?
Jen: Make me look as good as the creepy old guys think I do. 

Friday, November 13, 2015


Mike: We could run this company better on an ouiji board. 


Jen: Management detention has begun.  Andy spilled his yogurt on Marty already.  We told him that's what he gets for bringing in something healthy.
Pat: You said "already" as if a trademark of detention is Andy spilling his yogurt on Marty at some point.
Jen: We're like a bunch of rowdy 8th graders, really.

Negotiating Skills

John: I'm negotiating with my team and now I have to go buy beer.


Jen: I'll text you after a couple beers tonight.
Steve:  I'm two weeks beyond that weak stuff.

Thursday, November 12, 2015

The Presentation

John: Where do you have this thing?
Frank: On my desktop, so you better be nice to me.

Tuesday, November 10, 2015

Boxers or Briefs?

Mark: He says it will take time to work a budget number.  WTF.  It should be on a list somewhere at his desk.  He is probably still in his underwear working from home and can't find it until he puts on his glasses.

Wednesday, November 4, 2015

Methods of Travel

Ben: I thought you were going to ninja roll.
Rich: I'm too old to ninja roll.

Tuesday, November 3, 2015


George: Anybody want some ibuprofen?