Wednesday, September 28, 2016
Caffeine -> Heroin
Bernie: I can't drink caffeine after noon, or I'll be up all night. It's like that iced tea I just had at lunch. It's so good -- I don't know what they put in it.
Brandon: Heroin.
Jen: [snorts coffee out nose]
Brandon: But it's organic heroin, fair trade -- the good stuff. It's from PCC.
Brandon: Heroin.
Jen: [snorts coffee out nose]
Brandon: But it's organic heroin, fair trade -- the good stuff. It's from PCC.
Tuesday, September 27, 2016
Shit Trump Says
Pat: Less stress about nukes in Iran? Eh, whatever. It didn't lower my tax bill so I don't give a f--k.
Monday, September 26, 2016
Substitute launch driver.
Hannah: I'm heavily medicated right now so I can help with whatever you need.
Saturday, September 24, 2016
Friday, September 23, 2016
Thursday, September 22, 2016
Tuesday, September 20, 2016
Friday, September 16, 2016
Morning Temperature
Dave: It's warmer than I thought out here. I'm like, actually sweating.
Sarah: That's called working out, Dave.
Morning row
Old lady #1: The guys did a hard erg piece. But Julie is fresh. What have you done this morning?
Old lady #2: Got out of bed.
Thursday, September 15, 2016
Monday, September 12, 2016
Thursday, September 8, 2016
Gaia
Pat: All this time, we thought we were buying her love with steak, but she was stealing our hearts.
Jen: And she still got the steak.
Sunday, September 4, 2016
Friday, September 2, 2016
Partial Information
Bernie: All I'm saying is that dBA doesn't tell you the whole picture.
Jen: It only tells you A picture!
Jen: It only tells you A picture!
Thursday, September 1, 2016
Explosion on video.
Kate: Aren't they the ones pushing the envelope more than we are?
Steve: Kinda looks like it.
Steve: Kinda looks like it.
Six finance people.
John: You won't believe how many incompetent people are in these meetings.
Meredith: No, I think we can.
Meredith: No, I think we can.
Employee of the Month
Trey: I took out the recycling.
Jen: It's about time you did something useful around here.
Jen: It's about time you did something useful around here.
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