Monday, January 25, 2016


Jeny: I've rekindled my love affair with my crockpot. 
Claire: Solid romance!

Saturday, January 23, 2016

Novice Boys

Margot: I corrall the shit out of them!

Thursday, January 21, 2016


George: Well, I'm going to beat on you, so do as you like.


Jen: The PGB meeting is my FAVORITE.
George: Gag me with a rototiller.

Monday, January 11, 2016


Mark: Are you guys going to be good on fall protection?
Jeanie: You are evil.

Thursday, January 7, 2016


Chance: I bet the life a fruit fly is pretty great. It's all, mmmmm fruit. 

Wednesday, January 6, 2016

To answer your question...

Jen: What was my question?
Tim: You didn't ask it.

Monday, January 4, 2016


Steve: Wait, we're meeting?
John: Yeah, you got out of Performance to Plan, so you have a free hour.  I know you have a free hour.