Saturday, February 25, 2017

Wine at lunch

Jen: I'm ready for my nap.

Tuesday, February 21, 2017

Are those fashion glasses?

Jeny: My old glasses stopped working.
John: Did the batteries run out?

Monday, February 20, 2017

Life Goals

Niki: You gotta visualize that shit, bitch.

Friday, February 17, 2017

Launch Driving Order of Operations

Bill: First thing you do is get in the launch, then kick the gas can and make sure it's about the weight of a Pomeranian. If it is, you put her in reverse, send your crews off and go!

Wednesday, February 15, 2017

Wound Up

Zana: Double martini -- pounded. That should calm me for the Native Plant talk I'm going to.

Friday, February 10, 2017


Dave: My throat is so covered in grease that I feel like I could eat a whole fish like a dolphin.

Easy Row

Dave: A battle with the elements is not what I was looking for this morning.

Wednesday, February 8, 2017

Pop Culture

Jon: Have you seen Mean Girls?
Tamaira: Uh, no.
Jon: You didn't miss anything.
Tamaira: I didn't think so.

Tuesday, February 7, 2017

Dear Universe

Nickie: I would really appreciate if it were Friday instead of Tuesday.

Black Ice

Katja: We put people on the moon, I don't know why we can't keep the parking lot clear.

Monday, February 6, 2017

Head Cold

Jeny: It's still in the scratchy, sore throat phase.
Nickie: DO. NOT. COME. NEAR. ME.

Vendor Party

Joe: Nobody out-awkwards me.

Friday, February 3, 2017

Online Profile

Brad: I hate when they don't have a profile picture. That's how I know whether or not I'm going to talk to them. If they don't look friendly, I'm moving on.

Thursday, February 2, 2017

New Software

Jen: What have I been exposed to?
Melody: BLIS.

Wednesday, February 1, 2017

I'll put pants on before I answer the door.

Rich: I work better when I'm uninhibited.

Field Trip

Joe: Are you navigating manually?
Other Joe: Yeah.
Joe: You just don't see that anymore.