Paring Knife

Adam: Actually, you've started this meal with all your fingers. Let's keep it that way.

Breakfast or Offspring

Jen: So Adam has been trying to make Dutch babies.
Don: Do you need a Dutch woman for that?

Translation

Adam: I can speak Flemish! No seriously, give me a few more drinks and I can speak Flemish!

Labels

Jen: You're so strange.
Adam: What does that make you -- desperate?

Samba Mount

Don:  Your account has been disabled.
Mark:  Well, I guess that makes it stable!

Homework

Kelli: Should I send it out now or when I get back from vacation?
Charles: Well, now would be good.
Melody: Yeah, we need something to do Saturday and Sunday.