Saturday, October 20, 2012

Paring Knife

Adam: Actually, you've started this meal with all your fingers. Let's keep it that way.

Breakfast or Offspring

Jen: So Adam has been trying to make Dutch babies.
Don: Do you need a Dutch woman for that?

Friday, October 12, 2012


Adam: I can speak Flemish! No seriously, give me a few more drinks and I can speak Flemish!

Wednesday, October 10, 2012


Jen: You're so strange.
Adam: What does that make you -- desperate?

Monday, October 1, 2012

Samba Mount

Don:  Your account has been disabled.
Mark:  Well, I guess that makes it stable!


Kelli: Should I send it out now or when I get back from vacation?
Charles: Well, now would be good.
Melody: Yeah, we need something to do Saturday and Sunday.