Wednesday, July 30, 2014


Dana: There are a lot of children in this city. And they are all here tonight. 

Monday, July 21, 2014


Trey: As early as we get over there is the earliest we can be there.

Straight Forward

Jen: I'm working on my honesty and upfrontedness.
Rich: Don't take that too far.

Sunday, July 20, 2014


Chance: I am in the first generation of immortals. 

Saturday, July 19, 2014

Making Perfume

Christie: Summer started with Rosemary and lemon. Then Naomi added her feet. 

Fall Protection

Pat: I must be more disposable that I thought.

Thursday, July 17, 2014


Bernie: Too bad Boeing is crashing as fast as a Malaysian 777.

Management Meetings

Steve: How's that for a coaching moment? Get over it!


Frank: Don has been about that much help.

Meeting Thursday

Mark: I'm so exhausted from adding value.

Wednesday, July 16, 2014


Regan: I don't want to live to be a hundred if I can't wipe my own ass. 

Tuesday, July 15, 2014

Portage Bay Cafe

Gretchen: I'm definitely slowing down. That's ok. I'll take a breather and have some bacon. 

Saturday, July 12, 2014

Drunk STP'er

Drunk Dude: can you believe they just left me here?
Jen: Noooooo. 
DD: Can I call you Frank?
Jen: Sure. 
DD: What's your real name? I'm sorry I'm so drunk. 
Jen: Ellen. 
DD: Hi Ellen. And who are you?
Gretchen. I'm Ann. 

Wide knees

Gretchen: I've seen a lot of men riding like that. Must be a ball thing. 

Friday, July 11, 2014

Jeny needs to focus on worrying!

Andre: Wait -- I don't understand how we went from breakfast to underpants. 

Riding Troubles

Pat: Yeah, it was a bad week for flats. 
Becky: Or someone was strategically placing tacks exactly where you were riding. Sounds like something an intern would do. 

Oyster Sauce

Trey: I call it ice sauce. 
Pat: Minionette!!
Jen: Like Becky!

Thursday, July 10, 2014

Been doing it for years!

Frank: I can BS my way through most of this place. 

Wednesday, July 2, 2014

4th of July Safety Lessons

Leave ALL fireworks to the professionals
·         Even the smallest fireworks are dangerous
·         Children should listen to their parents
·         Just because someone says they’re a medic, doesn’t mean they are a good medic
·         I was a lucky kid because the outcome could have been much worse
·         Everything can go very wrong in a heartbeat

Tuesday, July 1, 2014


Curtis: Hey!  I thought I smelled you!
Kelvin: What!  Hey Jen, do I smell?