ZooTunes

Dana: There are a lot of children in this city. And they are all here tonight. 

ETA

Trey: As early as we get over there is the earliest we can be there.

Straight Forward

Jen: I'm working on my honesty and upfrontedness.
Rich: Don't take that too far.

Lifestyle

Chance: I am in the first generation of immortals. 

Making Perfume

Christie: Summer started with Rosemary and lemon. Then Naomi added her feet. 

Fall Protection

Pat: I must be more disposable that I thought.

Analogy

Bernie: Too bad Boeing is crashing as fast as a Malaysian 777.

Management Meetings

Steve: How's that for a coaching moment? Get over it!

Zero

Frank: Don has been about that much help.

Meeting Thursday

Mark: I'm so exhausted from adding value.

Longevity

Regan: I don't want to live to be a hundred if I can't wipe my own ass. 

Portage Bay Cafe

Gretchen: I'm definitely slowing down. That's ok. I'll take a breather and have some bacon. 

Drunk STP'er

Drunk Dude: can you believe they just left me here?

Jen: Noooooo. 

DD: Can I call you Frank?

Jen: Sure. 

DD: What's your real name? I'm sorry I'm so drunk. 

Jen: Ellen. 

DD: Hi Ellen. And who are you?

Gretchen. I'm Ann. 

Wide knees

Gretchen: I've seen a lot of men riding like that. Must be a ball thing. 

Jeny needs to focus on worrying!

Andre: Wait -- I don't understand how we went from breakfast to underpants. 

Riding Troubles

Pat: Yeah, it was a bad week for flats. 

Becky: Or someone was strategically placing tacks exactly where you were riding. Sounds like something an intern would do. 

Oyster Sauce

Trey: I call it ice sauce. 

Pat: Minionette!!

Jen: Like Becky!

Been doing it for years!

Frank: I can BS my way through most of this place. 

4th of July Safety Lessons

Leave ALL fireworks to the professionals

·         Even the smallest fireworks are dangerous

·         Children should listen to their parents

·         Just because someone says they’re a medic, doesn’t mean they are a good medic

·         I was a lucky kid because the outcome could have been much worse

·         Everything can go very wrong in a heartbeat

Senses

Curtis: Hey!  I thought I smelled you!
Kelvin: What!  Hey Jen, do I smell?