Thursday, June 28, 2012

Desk Drawer

Gary:  Oh look!  There's a candy bar from 1960!

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

New Processes

Don: What could be simpler than doing nothing?  I'm the master at that.

Mimosas & Meat Snacks

Arthur: Table for four!!

Sunday, June 24, 2012

Pedestrian traffic

Jo: I haven't been hit by a bus in a week!

Thursday, June 21, 2012

Give chase.

Phil:  Soon you'll be old too and it'll be like two starfish chasing each other.

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Pushy Sales People

Jen:  We've been surrounded!  LMS is over there and over there.
Mark:  Shoot 'em.

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

The Intern

Jen: Are you following me?
Justin:  Yeah.
Jen: I'm going to the girls' bathroom.
Justin: Be right there!

Thursday, June 14, 2012

... And there you were

Hainz: Say it.
Jen: I was just thinking about you --
Hainz: I think about you every day.

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Venn Diagram

Jen: You know, every time you're a jerk I go back to that venn diagram that says girls who are pretty, smart and funny only date assholes and I feel good about myself.
Adam:  I don't think that's quite how the chart was meant to be interpreted.

Saturday, June 9, 2012

Not enough

Ben: You're making eight cupcakes?

Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Climbing partners

Adam: Boobies help.

Friday, June 1, 2012

Working together rant

Jen:  Stop asking us about lightning protection.  WE know what we're doing.  YOU don't know what you're doing, and I respect that, but WE do know what we're doing.