Eligible Bachelor

John: I come with a dowry.

John & George go row.

John: We haven't annoyed anyone in at least an hour; that's pretty good for us!

Small cars merging with the trailer.

Grant: He would become a speed bump we wouldn't feel.

Getting Angry with Google Maps

Grant: Are all these people driving Amish???

Business Opportunity

Chance: I just need to find someone in California with a nut farm and a pig problem.