Wednesday, February 26, 2014


Gary: We'll just swab his cheek, put it in a test tube with some Miracle Gro, put it in the window - We'll have another Pat by the end of the week!

Friday, February 21, 2014

Skate Ski Ego Boost

Random Skier: You make it look easy!
Jeny: You didn't see me fall on my face a few miles back.
Random Skier: Don't burst my bubble.
Jeny: Ok, then you're right - I'm amazing.

Saturday, February 15, 2014

Cards against Jessica

Jessica: Apparently I am losing. 

Thursday, February 6, 2014

Couch Nap

Ewa: You missed a lot when you were sleeping. We're ordering crêpes and I'm friends with the cat. 

Bacon Ride

Ewa: You could put bacon on an old boot and it would be good. 


Chance: Oh, it's only minus 20. 

Ski Stickers

Chance: I used to have a stripper. 

Wednesday, February 5, 2014


Jen: You are all legal adults. You can vote...
Chance: You can drink and legally carry firearms. I'm going to trust you with this spreadsheet.

Saturday, February 1, 2014


Angela: This is when I start cursing... I need more coffee.